simon43 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Notwithstanding that my ex is raving mad, I reckon she must also be the laziest person on the planet So - just for fun - how does your partner compare? Lazy or hardworking? As for my ex: - She lies on the sofa all day watching Thai soaps and reading comics - She will get one of our hotel staff to switch the fan on/off, even though the switch is directly above her sofa - She will get one of the staff to drive her to see her friends, even though she can drive herself In 5 years, I have never seen her run, not once! She promised to 'turn over a new leaf' at New Year, but I think she actually meant 'turn over and lie on her other side on the sofa' Does she win the prize for laziest person in Thailand?? Anyone do any better? Simon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polecat Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 My missus is so lazy she thinks being a two-income family means I have two jobs. Thank you very much. I'm here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) I can't really say that my misses is lazy to be honest. (She even walks up/down the escalator ) Although she doe's sometimes do things like phone a person who is in the next room. Edited January 22, 2009 by Moonrakers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 my mrs is so lazy, that one day she was looking a bit tired after watching TV that I told her to go take a nap, she said she was too kikiat to do so. chula grads - the future of the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinnieTheKhwai Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Mine works a lot harder than I do.. Maybe I could google up some 'lazy' jokes to participate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polecat Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Mine works a lot harder than I do.. Maybe I could google up some 'lazy' jokes to participate. Or get your partner to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 mine is also lazy and WILL NOT get a job ;( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
submaniac Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 - She lies on the sofa all day watching Thai soaps and reading comicstypical Thai behavior, actually. Ever see Thais at 'work'? They lie down on the sofa/couch/floor reading comics and watching soaps until a customer comes - She will get one of our hotel staff to switch the fan on/off, even though the switch is directly above her sofa Most Thais WOULD do this...IF they were wealthy enough to have people/staff working for them. - She will get one of the staff to drive her to see her friends, even though she can drive herself Ditto. Most Thais would do this too if they could afford it. I would do it too if I could afford it. All the wealthy Thais I know have drivers. I mean really, driving in Thailand sucks. Who wouldn't rather be asleep in the back of the car with the A/C on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop_corn Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Sorry to say but all of the people commenting badly about their partner (or ex) are really wrong. Shame!!! How can you be then with a person you have an aversion to so much, or why in the world would you like to be with someone who's not able to do stuff on their own. Because they got vaginas? Shame, shame, and more shame. A good healthy partner would ever talk behind his wife's gf's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Topic moved to Pub Forum. /Moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFD Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I'm a helluva lot lazier than my girlfriend. She works about 60 hours a week, I work about 50, but I get paid roughly 9 times as much as her. I'm also the one who's complaining about work in the evenings. Honestly, the girl has got work ethic coming out of her ears. On the other hand, on her day off, this girl can sleep and eat for far longer than anyone else I have met. In my opinion, she earns that day of sloth. BFD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Sorry to say but all of the people commenting badly about their partner (or ex) are really wrong. Shame!!! How can you be then with a person you have an aversion to so much, or why in the world would you like to be with someone who's not able to do stuff on their own. Because they got vaginas? Shame, shame, and more shame. A good healthy partner would ever talk behind his wife's gf's back. are you really this naive? yesterday you were asking for reasons why a 16 yr old girl would jump off a building (like it makes any difference - cause its too late to do anything about it) and today this drivel above. sarcasm: google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop_corn Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Sorry to say but all of the people commenting badly about their partner (or ex) are really wrong. Shame!!! How can you be then with a person you have an aversion to so much, or why in the world would you like to be with someone who's not able to do stuff on their own. Because they got vaginas? Shame, shame, and more shame. A good healthy partner would ever talk behind his wife's gf's back. are you really this naive? yesterday you were asking for reasons why a 16 yr old girl would jump off a building (like it makes any difference - cause its too late to do anything about it) and today this drivel above. sarcasm: google it. I know what sarcasm is, and is totally not talking bad about people, and definitely not behind their backs. So I guess the one that has to Google here is YOU. Do you always put your nose in places where you haven't been call? I would like you to stop going behind my post, since I find you quite dense. Thanks! A guy who talk bad about a woman, especially his may be call many things but sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Sorry to say but all of the people commenting badly about their partner (or ex) are really wrong. Shame!!! How can you be then with a person you have an aversion to so much, or why in the world would you like to be with someone who's not able to do stuff on their own. Because they got vaginas? Shame, shame, and more shame. A good healthy partner would ever talk behind his wife's gf's back. are you really this naive? yesterday you were asking for reasons why a 16 yr old girl would jump off a building (like it makes any difference - cause its too late to do anything about it) and today this drivel above. sarcasm: google it. I know what sarcasm is, and is totally not talking bad about people, and definitely not behind their backs. So I guess the one that has to Google here is YOU. Do you always put your nose in places where you haven't been call? I would like you to stop going behind my post, since I find you quite dense. Thanks! A guy who talk bad about a woman, especially his may be call many things but sarcastic. Fortunately pop-corn, many of us are in relationships where we are close enough to our partners to be able to see the lighter side of things. And this works both ways of course, no doubt my wife has a good laugh with her friends over my efforts at speaking Thai for example. What a sterile relationship it could be otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop_corn Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Sorry to say but all of the people commenting badly about their partner (or ex) are really wrong. Shame!!! How can you be then with a person you have an aversion to so much, or why in the world would you like to be with someone who's not able to do stuff on their own. Because they got vaginas? Shame, shame, and more shame. A good healthy partner would ever talk behind his wife's gf's back. are you really this naive? yesterday you were asking for reasons why a 16 yr old girl would jump off a building (like it makes any difference - cause its too late to do anything about it) and today this drivel above. sarcasm: google it. I know what sarcasm is, and is totally not talking bad about people, and definitely not behind their backs. So I guess the one that has to Google here is YOU. Do you always put your nose in places where you haven't been call? I would like you to stop going behind my post, since I find you quite dense. Thanks! A guy who talk bad about a woman, especially his may be call many things but sarcastic. Fortunately pop-corn, many of us are in relationships where we are close enough to our partners to be able to see the lighter side of things. And this works both ways of course, no doubt my wife has a good laugh with her friends over my efforts at speaking Thai for example. What a sterile relationship it could be otherwise. I hope I never get to do something like that to my partner, I would ever talk behind his back, if he have any mistake or bad side I tell him directly .... But I wouldn't dare to gossip about someone I love. It's sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 And as for me, note that I'm talking about my ex! Her laziness is 1 reason why she is 'ex',. not 'current':)! Simon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Sorry to say but all of the people commenting badly about their partner (or ex) are really wrong. Shame!!! How can you be then with a person you have an aversion to so much, or why in the world would you like to be with someone who's not able to do stuff on their own. Because they got vaginas? Shame, shame, and more shame. A good healthy partner would ever talk behind his wife's gf's back. are you really this naive? yesterday you were asking for reasons why a 16 yr old girl would jump off a building (like it makes any difference - cause its too late to do anything about it) and today this drivel above. sarcasm: google it. I know what sarcasm is, and is totally not talking bad about people, and definitely not behind their backs. So I guess the one that has to Google here is YOU. Do you always put your nose in places where you haven't been call? I would like you to stop going behind my post, since I find you quite dense. Thanks! A guy who talk bad about a woman, especially his may be call many things but sarcastic. Fortunately pop-corn, many of us are in relationships where we are close enough to our partners to be able to see the lighter side of things. And this works both ways of course, no doubt my wife has a good laugh with her friends over my efforts at speaking Thai for example. What a sterile relationship it could be otherwise. I hope I never get to do something like that to my partner, I would ever talk behind his back, if he have any mistake or bad side I tell him directly .... But I wouldn't dare to gossip about someone I love. It's sad. married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop_corn Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 And as for me, note that I'm talking about my ex! Her laziness is 1 reason why she is 'ex',. not 'current':)!Simon Yeah, I thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 And as for me, note that I'm talking about my ex! Her laziness is 1 reason why she is 'ex',. not 'current':)!Simon Yeah, I thought so. Perhaps if you took the time to read the title of the thread and in particular the portion in (), you might actually clue-in that what is being written here about our spouses is purely humorous in nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop_corn Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 And as for me, note that I'm talking about my ex! Her laziness is 1 reason why she is 'ex',. not 'current':)!Simon Yeah, I thought so. Perhaps if you took the time to read the title of the thread and in particular the portion in (), you might actually clue-in that what is being written here about our spouses is purely humorous in nature. I ownder if they would laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 And as for me, note that I'm talking about my ex! Her laziness is 1 reason why she is 'ex',. not 'current':)!Simon Yeah, I thought so. Perhaps if you took the time to read the title of the thread and in particular the portion in (), you might actually clue-in that what is being written here about our spouses is purely humorous in nature. I ownder if they would laugh... i am too lazy to go ask her. could you do me a favor and call her to see if she has gotten off her arse and did the laundry yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop_corn Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 alike, no? sure thing, I call her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Mine works a lot harder than I do.. Maybe I could google up some 'lazy' jokes to participate. Just did. Philosophy of a Lazy Wife by mid_nite_poet on 08 Jun 08, 4:03 am Philosophy of a Lazy Wife I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous I don't pull weeds in the garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman! REMEMBER . . . . A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Some more. We are always told we should look after and keep an eye on our old neighbours. Why the fuc_k should we? My 87 year old neighbour is such a lazy bitch, she hasn't even taken her newspapers in for two weeks. Just finished watching Obama's Inauguration, and was suprised to see hardly any white people there. But then again they were probably all working. Last night I called my wife a lazy fat bitch. I've not seen her since. The doctors says my blindness is common with blunt trauma injury, but should improve. I was accused of being pedantic the other day, because I'm the sort of person who "would always dot the i's and cross the t's" ...but to be fair, what lazy bastard doesn't do that? If I's aren't dotted then they look like little L's and if you don't cross T's...well they look like L's! In other words, if we don't dot the i's and cross the t's, then we'd just end up overusing the letter L Basically what I'm saying is the Welsh are lazy bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop_corn Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Last night I called my wife a lazy fat bitch.I've not seen her since. The doctors says my blindness is common with blunt trauma injury, but should improve. 5555555555555555555555555555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtp Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 "Just finished watching Obama's Inauguration, and was suprised to see hardly any white people there. But then again they were probably all working. " Jeez,that's a bit cruel...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sendbaht Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Actually, I'm the lazy one in this family. My Thai wife has one of the most admired work ethics I have ever seen in my life. Now even in her retirement still keeps busy around the house as I play on the internet and read thai visa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polecat Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Just finished watching Obama's Inauguration, and was suprised to see hardly any white people there.But then again they were probably all working. Basically what I'm saying is the Welsh are lazy bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twschw Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) Notwithstanding that my ex is raving mad, I reckon she must also be the laziest person on the planet So - just for fun - how does your partner compare? Lazy or hardworking? As for my ex: - She lies on the sofa all day watching Thai soaps and reading comics - She will get one of our hotel staff to switch the fan on/off, even though the switch is directly above her sofa - She will get one of the staff to drive her to see her friends, even though she can drive herself In 5 years, I have never seen her run, not once! She promised to 'turn over a new leaf' at New Year, but I think she actually meant 'turn over and lie on her other side on the sofa' Does she win the prize for laziest person in Thailand?? Anyone do any better? Simon I am assuming that you are referring to your ex who just gave birth to another man's child and who is severely Bipolar. Edited January 23, 2009 by twschw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njpski Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) "Just finished watching Obama's Inauguration, and was suprised to see hardly any white people there.But then again they were probably all working. " Jeez,that's a bit cruel...... I personally saw lots of white folk but none with rednecks or the whiteys were breaking into houses Edited January 23, 2009 by njpski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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