Boater Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? " Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said , "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkelbell Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 L-O-L Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKORPiO Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 indeed a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavy Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaowong1 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Yes a good ONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 best one i had heard in 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim's_a_Thai_Fox Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Chapeau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 This so called joke is illogical. He is not shaking hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 This so called joke is illogical. He is not shaking hands. oh dear.... some people need personality replacement surgery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 This so called joke is illogical. He is not shaking hands. oh dear.... some people need personality replacement surgery... Yes, and irony is not only a neighborhood in Pittsburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njpski Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 This so called joke is illogical. He is not shaking hands. oh dear.... some people need personality replacement surgery... Yes, and irony is not only a neighborhood in Pittsburgh. i will say this slowly and distinctly to shake hands with the wife's best friend, to shake hands with the unemployed are euphemisms for touching yourself Thus, the subtle pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) Oh, Brit humor. I got the joke. Not familiar with the shake hands euphemism. Which reminds me of the Zen question: what is the sound of one hand shaking? Edited January 27, 2009 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 i agree that the joke is a good one but would like to add that i heard it the first time when i was about 12 years old. that was more than half a century ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkelbell Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 So here, thanks to 'Boater' for revitalizing an old classic joke for us new generation. As a popular Thai says....." Sub-pa-don-wan-ra-nid-jit-sode-sai" = A little daily dose of dirty joke keeps you cheerful all day long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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