The Polite Way To Pee

[Boater]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said , "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted...

[Tinkelbell]

L-O-L

Love it.

[eek]

[SKORPiO]

indeed a good one

[chavy]

[khaowong1]

[warfie]

[BigSnake]

Yes a good ONE

[Boater]

best one i had heard in 2009

[Jim's_a_Thai_Fox]

Chapeau

[Jingthing]

This so called joke is illogical. He is not shaking hands.

[warfie]

This so called joke is illogical. He is not shaking hands.

oh dear.... some people need personality replacement surgery...

[Jingthing]

This so called joke is illogical. He is not shaking hands.

oh dear.... some people need personality replacement surgery...

Yes, and irony is not only a neighborhood in Pittsburgh.

[njpski]

This so called joke is illogical. He is not shaking hands.

oh dear.... some people need personality replacement surgery...

Yes, and irony is not only a neighborhood in Pittsburgh.

i will say this slowly and distinctly

to shake hands with the wife's best friend, to shake hands with the unemployed are euphemisms for touching yourself

Thus, the subtle pun

[Jingthing]

Oh, Brit humor.

I got the joke. Not familiar with the shake hands euphemism. Which reminds me of the Zen question: what is the sound of one hand shaking?

Edited January 27, 2009 by Jingthing

[Naam]

i agree that the joke is a good one but would like to add that i heard it the first time when i was about 12 years old. that was more than half a century ago

[Tinkelbell]

So here, thanks to 'Boater' for revitalizing an old classic joke for us new generation.

As a popular Thai says....." Sub-pa-don-wan-ra-nid-jit-sode-sai" = A little daily dose of dirty joke keeps you cheerful all day long.