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Concert Outrage: Man Caught Filming Under Skirts in Bangkok
Going undercover is a risky business. -
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I am back and rich beyond belief.
Ahhh, there he is! Bingo-Bob “The Financial Titan” Smith, back again with a crucial update for the peasants. Wouldn’t want us plebs to mistakenly think you were only a cash millionaire, would ya, right Bob? Gotta make sure we all fully grasp just how staggeringly wealthy you are. So let’s tally it up then, shall we? • $960,000 sitting pretty in a Hong Kong bank (because nothing screams “financial security” like parking your money in the world’s most politically stable location: CHINA). • 40 BTC, which at this rate will either make you a billionaire or a bloke working the door at Nana Plaza by next year. • $600,000 tucked away back in your mysterious home country (UK). (Wait… wasn’t that $800,000 last year? What happened to the other $200K? Did Mrs. Smith already start skimming the divorce settlement off the top?) And of course, we can’t forget the bit you spent on your “travels.” Which, knowing you, probably consisted of an ill-advised high-roller binge in Macau, a few questionable “business ventures” with some lads in Kowloon, and enough ladyboy-drinks to single-handedly boost Thailand’s GDP by 2%. See, that’s the difference between me and you, Bob. I would never tell anybody about the US$15 million I have in a fixed foreign currency deposit account at the Siam Paragon branch of Bangkok Bank. That information remains private! Discreet! NOBODY KNOWS I AM A MULTIMILLIONAIRE! Just quietly earning interest while I sip a cold one in peace and sovereignty. But you mate? You’re out here feeling compelled to blab about your savings on the Internet, like a bloke who just won fifty quid on a scratch card and won’t shut up about it down the pub. But Bob mate, level with me… If you’ve got all this dosh floating about, why are you still here, updating us like you’re filling out a tax return for the lads? Shouldn’t you be off doing rich boy things? Buying a football club? Starting your own airline? Sponsoring a F1 team? Getting a tasteful golden statue of yourself erected in front of Soi Diana? But nah, here you are, making sure we’re all fully aware that you’re not just “rich,” you’re proper minted. Wouldn’t want the reputation tarnished, would we? Anyway, Bob, you absolute financial wizard, enjoy your mountain of cash. Spend wisely, maybe on a new ghostwriter, ‘cause the last one was a hell of a lot more entertaining than you matey. Best regards, Your humble and broke admirers. -
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NATO and Maga
Not false, you just deny everything that doesn't fit your senior citizen, brainwashed mindset. -
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House GOP budget resolution in jeopardy amid concerns from moderates
So the implosion begins. -
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Visa Services Limited Now?
Blame all the youtubers recommending people to retire in Pattaya/Jomtien, explaining how easy it is to get a retirement visa using agents. I think you are right about the overflow of new bank accounts (especially BBL) opened every week, for this purpose. One youtube channel in particular claims to have recommended and led hundreds of Americans to retire in Jomtien this last year.
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