Chris Lawrence Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joe told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruceboy Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Now this is a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bniff Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joe told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike. I think this was me!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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