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40 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you haven't got a small willy, have you?

 

bobby.

As the sayings go:

 

'It's not the size of the magician's wand but the magic he can perform with it.'

 

'It's not the size of the worm that counts but the way it wiggles.'

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14 minutes ago, dingdongrb said:

As the sayings go:

 

'It's not the size of the magician's wand but the magic he can perform with it.'

 

'It's not the size of the worm that counts but the way it wiggles.'

not the size of your dinghy but the motion of the ocean  avast ye mateys!

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13 hours ago, dingdongrb said:
14 hours ago, bob smith said:

you haven't got a small willy, have you?

 

bobby.

As the sayings go:

 

'It's not the size of the magician's wand but the magic he can perform with it.'

 

'It's not the size of the worm that counts but the way it wiggles.'

 

those are phrases made up by little guys. ask any girl if she likes an earthworm vs an anaconda.  

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13 hours ago, Iron Tongue said:

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Why is it bad if a Thai girl hits the jackpot?  Poverty & greed is everywhere.

Ever hear the story of Anna Nicole Smith (ANS) and billionaire J Howard Marshall (JHM)?

ANS was a stripper when JHS rolled (literally) into her work.  He doted her with millions before they married, ANS was 26 and JHM merely 89.  He died the next year, a happy man.

 

 

But but, she liked him for his personality and charm....

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15 hours ago, novacova said:

No sir-ree-Bob, have not and don’t plan on it.

 

btw, would you please put a shirt on and repost your avatar, besides looking like a baked lobster, it’s hard to look at. Thanks😊

I looked at @bob smith's avatar and didn't get hard. I wonder why it affects you like that... :huh:

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15 hours ago, worgeordie said:

Good luck to them I say , if you can snag a rich 80 year old man ,make

sure your in his will , in a year or two you'll be looking for another ,I wish

I had been born beautiful and with a pussy ,I would do the same , beats

working for a living , 500 Baht a day , no way , 

 

regards worgeordie

I believe if I was born a female, I would have retired wealthy at 35  

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17 hours ago, bob smith said:

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

I chose not to look or judge others. 

 

Sat at the bar I'm too busy talking to my young, female friend. 

She is naturally beautiful, no tattoo's, wears no makeup, no silicone breasts, lip or arse filler, no tattoos, fake nails or eye lashes, petite with small hands and feet. 

 

I'm in heaven, thank you lord. 🙏

 

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6 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I chose not to look or judge others. 

 

Sat at the bar I'm too busy talking to my young, female friend. 

She is naturally beautiful, no tattoo's, wears no makeup, no silicone breasts, lip or arse filler, no tattoos, fake nails or eye lashes, petite with small hands and feet. 

 

I'm in heaven, thank you lord. 🙏

 

how big are ‘her’ feet?

 

bob.

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