Oilfield Blowout

After a bad blowout three oilfield workers; a Toollpusher, a Company man,

and a Driller; were walking around the rigsite.

As they're walking along the edge of the pad, they saw a naked foot

sticking out of a bush. When they investigated, they found the nud_e body

of the young female geologist. Her clothing had been blown off of her body

by the explosion.

Out of respect and propriety, the Toolpusher immediately took off his hard

hat and placed it over her left breast.

Quickly following suit, the Driller took off his hardhat and placed it over

her right breast.

They looked over at the Company man.. After much complaining and grumbling,

the Company man placed his hardhat over the young woman's private parts.

The county Medical Examiner showed up to check the body. He lifted the

Toolpusher's hardhat and then put it back down and hastily scribbled some

notes on his report. Then he lifted the Drillers hardhat and put it back

down and took some more notes.

Finally he lifted the Company man's hardhat and set it back down.

Hesitating, he bent back over, lifted it up and looked again, then set it

down. Still unsure of what to do, he looked a third time underneath the

Company man's hardhat.

Annoyed, the Company man asked him, "What's wrong with you? Are you some

kind of pervert?''

"Well," said the Medical Examiner, "I am just simply surprised. Normally,

when you look under a Company man's hat... you find an asshol_e."

Edited February 10, 200917 yr by LennyW