Hotel California New Pattaya Lyrics

[threelegcowboy]

"Hotel South Pattaya"

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway;

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself,

'This could be Heaven or this could be hel_l'

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor,

I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel South Pattaya

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the Hotel South Pattaya

Any time of year (Any time of year)

You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends

How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,

'Please bring me my wine'

He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'

And still those voices are calling from far away,

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel South Pattaya

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

They livin' it up at the Hotel South Pattaya

What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)

Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,

The pink champagne on ice

And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'

And in the master's chambers,

They gathered for the feast

They stab it with their steely knives,

But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the passage back

To the place I was before

'Relax,' said the night man,

'We are programmed to receive.

You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave!'

[Phatcharanan]

You spent 20 minutes writing that drivel down? Try to be original at least.

[chelford67]

A change of just 2 words, that must of taken you ages...I guess you got tired of playing.....

[Neeranam]

I used to like the Eagles till I came to Thailand.

[aussiechick]

Threelegcowboy - the band in my bar has been singing Hotel Pattaya as long as I can remember!!!!

[Ungabunga]

crikey. I think I better get back on the crack pipe.

[samuibeachcomber]

"Hotel South Pattaya"

On a brightly lit street, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of somtam, rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance, I saw many neon lights

My head grew heavy and my trousers grew tight .

so i stopped for a while

there she stood in the doorway

saying, "come here young man"

And I was thinking to myself,

have i got enough money man

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor,

I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the lek hotel

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room in the lek hotel

Any time of year (Any time of year)

You can find us here

Her mind is definitely on yaaba, she got the skinny look

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls mens

How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up my mate

'Please bring me more money"

He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'

And still those voices are calling from far away,

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel lek

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

They livin' it up in the hotel lek

What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)

Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,

pink champagne on ice

she said 'We are all just prisoners here, with our our own device'

And in the master's chambers,

They gathered for the feast

They stabbed it with their steely shaft

But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the passage back

To the place I was before

'Relax,' said the night man,

'We are programmed to receive.

You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave!'

Edited February 17, 2009 by samuibeachcomber

[threelegcowboy]

Threelegcowboy - the band in my bar has been singing Hotel Pattaya as long as I can remember!!!!

AC,

Which bar has been singing Hotel Pattaya for a long time?

I first requested Hotel South Pattaya about four years ago. Just a few weeks ago requested it at the Rolling Stone Bar on Walking Street (the early band). They did a good job. You can ask for just these two words to be changed and they can handle it. Ask for a rewritten song and TIT.

Edited February 17, 2009 by threelegcowboy

[aussiechick]

Bang Up Bar / Tattoo Bar 2nd Road North Pattaya

[Dave the Dude]

Threelegcowboy - the band in my bar has been singing Hotel Pattaya as long as I can remember!!!!

AC,

Which bar has been singing Hotel Pattaya for a long time?

I first requested Hotel South Pattaya about four years ago. Just a few weeks ago requested it at the Rolling Stone Bar on Walking Street (the early band). They did a good job. You can ask for just these two words to be changed and they can handle it. Ask for a rewritten song and TIT.

The phrases......' Why bother' and 'Get A Life' spring to mind.

Dave