February 26, 200917 yr A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says "Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession... Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years" The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our love life a bit" She said "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for the Brisbane Broncos."
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