hansnl Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) THE SCHOOL Fridge The big fridge given by the Government to keep the school milk cool and fresh for the pupils ended up in the room of the principal, and is used to keep cool the drinks for him and the other teachers, including assorted bottles of whisky The school milk is still served to the pupils warm and sometimes undrinkable because of the exposure to the heat. Free School Uniforms The Government decided to give the school uniforms for the pupils free. The first to make a choice were the teachers, probably for their own children, or maybe to sell to other people, who knows. So many uniforms were taken away by the first choice of the teachers that several pupils had no uniform at all. TV-sets Several new 32” tv-sets were given to the school to be used as educational classroom help. The boxes were stored in the room of the principal for the weekend. The next Monday the sets were distributed to the classrooms. All were different, mostly small screen, old and obviously used. The empty boxes of the new 32” sets served the children very well for a few days in the playground of the school. Computer A new computer was delivered to the school for getting the pupils in the highest groups to know IT better and to get to know the internet, which was not possible with the old computer. The old computer from the classroom disappeared, the new computer was stored in the box in the office of the principal, waiting for better days, probably. A few days later the principal was seen transporting a older computer from his car into his office, and next day into the classroom. A few days later the boxes with the new computer and the flatscreen were loaded into the car of the principal, never to be seen again. However, the pupils now were able to surf the internet, sort of. Clean water Many pupils in the school got ill from drinking water right out of the tap. After much trouble the Government decided to give a good water purifier to the school. The machine was delivered to the school in boxes, while the school had to pay for the installation out of their own funds, a technician was chartered, who loaded the machine into his truck, drove off, and came back later with a not too big box containing a smallish water purifier. The small purifier was installed in the room of the principal. The pupils still get ill from drinking tap water. Complaints. After receiving complaints from parents about the milk and water, an inspection of the school was scheduled. The school was duly told to expect the inspection, including time. The inspector came, was received into the office of the principal, and had a drink, with icecubes. After a couple of hours the inspector was sent on it’s way, clutching an envelope. Nothing changed. OF COURSE THE ABOVE IS NOT REAL, JUST IMAGINARY Edited March 18, 2009 by hansnl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 If I worked at such an imaginary school, directed by an outrageous thief, I would suspect to be next on the imaginary list of imaginary victims. Get the Hel1 out of Dodge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFLMike Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I was just wondering if this could be a regular occurance? Who really knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporting Dog Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) I had a VERY realistic dream that I too worked at a school where these imaginary things happened. The imaginary inspector gets around a bit too - and is perhaps the only thai I've met who arrives exactly when scheduled!! Edited March 18, 2009 by Sporting Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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