Typical Aussie Baby

A Queenslander is drinking in a West Aussie bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Queensland folks. My boy is a typical Queensland baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.

Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were going to call you; so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned.

"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Queensland father takes a slow swig from his XXXX, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bar and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."