Truck Driver

a truck driver really had to go to the bathroom so he pulled over to a truck stop and went in side and said were are the bathrooms, the clerk said there in back so he went to the back door and it said out of order,so he went back to the front and said the mens bathroom is out of order and i have to go,the clerk said use the ladies the trucker said NO ! the clerk repleid go ahead,then the trucker decided to then the clerk said dont push the red button and the truck driver asked why not the,he said because,so he goes in the bathroom and sees 3 buttons so he pushes the blue and water sprays his butt off, then he sees a green and he pushes it and it wipes his butt then he wanted to push the red but he thought what the clerk said but then does, then clerk herd a loud scream, the trucker comes out and the clerk says you pushed the button trucker says what was.he says THE INSTANT TAMPON REMOVER!