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What Airline?

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What Airline?

A man was sitting in the bar at Sydney Terminal and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself:

'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. I wonder which airline she works for.'

'I still call Australia home' he says to her.

She pulled away from him & gave an ice cold glare.

'Obviously not with QANTAS'. He thought.

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan, 'Love to fly and it shows?'

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:' Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta.'

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head, so he leaned towards her again and said, 'Something special in the air?'

She gave him the same confused look, and he mentally kicked himself, while scratching Singapore Airlines off the list.

He thought 'Perhaps she works for Thai Airways...' and said, 'Smooth as Silk?'

This time the woman turned on him and said, 'What the F*** do you want?'

The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said 'Ahhhhh, Jetstar!'

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