A man goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll.

The shop assistant says, 'Male or female?'

The customer says, 'Female.'

The shop assistant asks, 'Black or white?'

The customer replies, 'White.'

The shop assistant asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'

The customer replies, 'What the hel_l does religion have to do with it?'

The shop assistant says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up'

reminds me of the scene from ' Only fouls and horses ' when dell boy gets a batch of dolls theat blow them selfs up

Here you go

Good one