A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an

attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,

"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at

the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter,

who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and

conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to

have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and

7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of

his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and

instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read:

"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8,

a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my garages, beautiful

homes in California , Aspen , Colorado and Miami . There is over

twenty million dollars in my bank account. BUT, not even for a

woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send

the bottle back!"

Just love your classic punch line, good one.