Faithfull?

[warfie]

While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soy beans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:

"Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you."

"When I did fool around, I put a soy bean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion," she explained.

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness.

"I'm curious though," he said, "What's with the money?"

"Oh that, " his wife replied, "Well, when soy beans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold up..."