loong Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Down with USA.JPG Come on - let's not lower the tone! This is the Worst Joke Ever not the crappiest! I don't know, I think it qualifies. A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Down with USA.JPG Come on - let's not lower the tone! This is the Worst Joke Ever not the crappiest! I don't know, I think it qualifies. A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous. Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny..... Just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JB300 Posted February 25, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) Down with USA.JPG Come on - let's not lower the tone! This is the Worst Joke Ever not the crappiest! I don't know, I think it qualifies. A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous. Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny..... Just sayin Really???Maybe it's my British sense of humour but I thought it ironic that somebody wearing an "I Love New York" T-shirt would at the same time hold a slogan saying "Down with USA"... As a minimum it shows that the fcukwit doesn't have a clue what messages he's projecting so makes him (& the slogan) laughable rather than something to take offense over. I know if it was an "I heart Manchester" T-shirt & he was holding a slogan saying "Down with UK", every Brit I know would be laughing their assess of at the idiot... Edited February 25, 2016 by JB300 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Ron19 Posted February 25, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 25, 2016 A SEAT IN CHURCHA few minutes before the church services started, the congregation wassitting in their pews and chattingamong friends.Suddenly, in a flash of light, Satan appeared in front of the congregation!Everyone started screaming and running for the exits, trampling eachother in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.Soon the church was empty except for one elderly cowboy who sat calmlyin his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God'sultimate enemy was in his presence.So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure do.'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.'Nope, sure ain't.' said the cowboy.'Don't you realise I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for alleternity?' persisted Satan.'Yep,' was the calm reply.'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.'Nope,' said the old cowboy.More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'The old cowboy calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.' 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ozsamurai Posted February 25, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 25, 2016 A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, 'Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!' She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, 'Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!' This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, 'Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!' 'That's it!' She blows her top. 'You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?' The husband sighed. 'Oh shit. It's started.' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted February 25, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 25, 2016 The executives of programming at True Movies were having a scheduling meeting. Somchai stood up and addresses the board. "Gentlemen, it is nearly 2 years since the coup and the NCPO take over the channel for their propoganda at 6PM. Don't you think that it would be a good idea to actually make a place for it in the schedule? That way viewers would not miss a big chunk from the middle of the film that they are watching" The chairman looked at him with disdain and says "That sounds like the stupid sort of idea that a Farang would come up with!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post laislica Posted February 25, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 25, 2016 Middle Eastern body armor Level: Expert! You always gotta protect the McNuggets! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 ^^^^ Now That's Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I don't know, I think it qualifies. A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous. Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny..... Just sayin Really???Maybe it's my British sense of humour but I thought it ironic that somebody wearing an "I Love New York" T-shirt would at the same time hold a slogan saying "Down with USA"... As a minimum it shows that the fcukwit doesn't have a clue what messages he's projecting so makes him (& the slogan) laughable rather than something to take offense over. I know if it was an "I heart Manchester" T-shirt & he was holding a slogan saying "Down with UK", every Brit I know would be laughing their assess of at the idiot... It was a photoshopped job, I'm sure of it. (I'm not American - no treason for me.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I don't know, I think it qualifies. A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous. Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny..... Just sayin Really???Maybe it's my British sense of humour but I thought it ironic that somebody wearing an "I Love New York" T-shirt would at the same time hold a slogan saying "Down with USA"... As a minimum it shows that the fcukwit doesn't have a clue what messages he's projecting so makes him (& the slogan) laughable rather than something to take offense over. I know if it was an "I heart Manchester" T-shirt & he was holding a slogan saying "Down with UK", every Brit I know would be laughing their assess of at the idiot... It was a photoshopped job, I'm sure of it. (I'm not American - no treason for me.) Saw a guy on a motorbike once with a che guevera t shirt on and a nazi flag tied to pole on his bike. I thought that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post laislica Posted February 26, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 26, 2016 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygenmask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears andgives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm onlyhere to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are mytesticles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart ratefrom worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassmentand pulls back the covers.She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testiclesgently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and saysvery slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listenvery, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riceyummm Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Down with USA.JPG Come on - let's not lower the tone! This is the Worst Joke Ever not the crappiest! I don't know, I think it qualifies. A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous. Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny..... Just sayin Unusual take on the joke but "Up to you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I don't know, I think it qualifies. A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous. Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny..... Just sayin Really???Maybe it's my British sense of humour but I thought it ironic that somebody wearing an "I Love New York" T-shirt would at the same time hold a slogan saying "Down with USA"... As a minimum it shows that the fcukwit doesn't have a clue what messages he's projecting so makes him (& the slogan) laughable rather than something to take offense over. I know if it was an "I heart Manchester" T-shirt & he was holding a slogan saying "Down with UK", every Brit I know would be laughing their assess of at the idiot... It was a photoshopped job, I'm sure of it. (I'm not American - no treason for me.) I'm not an American either but what's funny about this? Neither do I think it's funny to see mobs burning the flag of the country that they choose to live in! In the current times these are very serious matters and should not be trivialised. It's another step towards anarchy! treason ˈtriːz(ə)n/ noun noun: treason; noun: high treason; plural noun: high treasons The crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill or overthrow the sovereign or government. synonyms: treachery, lese-majesty; More disloyalty, betrayal, faithlessness, perfidy, perfidiousness, duplicity, infidelity; sedition, subversion, mutiny, rebellion; high treason; rarePunic faith antonyms: allegiance, loyalty the action of betraying someone or something. plural noun: treasons "doubt is the ultimate treason against faith" synonyms: treachery, lese-majesty; disloyalty, betrayal, faithlessness, perfidy, perfidiousness, duplicity, infidelity; sedition, subversion, mutiny, rebellion; high treason; rarePunic faith antonyms: allegiance, loyalty historical the crime of murdering someone to whom the murderer owed allegiance, such as a master or husband. noun: petty treason; plural noun: petty treasons ============================================================================= anarchy ˈanəki/ noun noun: anarchy 1. a state of disorder due to absence or non-recognition of authority or other controlling systems. "he must ensure public order in a country threatened with anarchy" synonyms: lawlessness, absence of government, nihilism, mobocracy, revolution, insurrection, riot, rebellion, mutiny, disorder, disorganization, misrule, chaos, tumult, turmoil, mayhem, pandemonium "the country is threatened with anarchy" antonyms: government, order 2. absence of government and absolute freedom of the individual, regarded as a political ideal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Here is Stupid and funny - Look how he smiles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wilsonandson Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Where's your sense of humour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkmick Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Where do you send a Jewish kid with ADHD? A concentration camp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tpiety2 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 What did the cow say to the farmer? "Who cut the cheese" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob13 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 (edited) What did the cow say to the farmer? "Who cut the cheese" Worst joke ever. ..................... A guy was standing at the door waiting for the milkman to deliver his milk when the milkman arrives he says to the customer my you look rough man I feel rough we had a party last night all the neighbours were here we had a great night Milkman “did you play any games yes we played a game where all the men lined up and took out their cocks and the ladies would come in blindfolded and try and guess who the cock belonged to milkman, that’s my kind of game I wish I had of been there man, you might as well had been here, your name was called out 4 times during the game Edited February 28, 2016 by Rob13 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron19 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 -What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?-I don't know, and I don't care. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiwPix Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Unfortunately I can't quote a post with picture, so I had to "steal" a picture from "Wilsonandson" Post #4043..... We need security in Aisle 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rob13 Posted February 29, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 29, 2016 (edited) Anther milkman joke..... A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course the Madam said 'No'.The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want. Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?' He said, 'Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son of a bitch who ran over my FROG!' Edited February 29, 2016 by Rob13 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ozsamurai Posted February 29, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 29, 2016 You know the postman in all our jokes.... here he is http://infamoustribune.com/dna-tests-prove-retired-postman-1300-illegimitate-children/ OZ Now that's funny! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Anther milkman joke..... A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course the Madam said 'No'.The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want. Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?' He said, 'Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son of a bitch who ran over my FROG!' Hellow? he is the one I'm after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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