loong Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) Groan How the hell do you post an image here nowadays? Edited October 11, 2015 by loong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 2 antennas got married Not a great wedding but the reception was fantastic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Why do gorillas have big nostrils because they have big fingers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted October 11, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2015 A termite walked into a pub and asked: "Is the bar tender here?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted October 11, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2015 A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, "I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted October 11, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2015 So God creates Adam, but sees that Adam is lonely in the garden by himself. God : "Adam, I'm going to create a woman for you." Adam : "What's a woman?" God : "Oh they're wonderful. She'll be beautiful, intelligent, funny, cook for you, clean for you and have sex whenever you want." Adam : "That's amazing!" God : "It's going to cost you though." Adam : "What's it going to cost me?" God : "An arm and a leg." Adam : "Huh... what can I get for a rib?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Whats red and smells like blue paint? answer: red paint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoneyboy Posted October 11, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2015 Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) Groan How the hell do you post an image here nowadays? Click in Reply look for and click More reply Options now you will find Attach Files - Choose Files select the file and it will be uploaded Now where the upload bar was you will see Add to Post / Delete the Add to Post will add wherever the cursor is in the reply and you will see something like this [axxachment=123456:headache.jpg] (I had to spell attachment wrongly otherwise nothing was shown] Good Luck Edited October 11, 2015 by laislica 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted October 11, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2015 Thank you Laislica 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 ^^ You're welcome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 My dog has got no nose! How does he smell?Awful! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Well trained dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fang37 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I came out of the fish 'n chip shop with a meat pie, large chips & a jumbo burger. A poor homeless man, sitting there said, "I've not eaten for 2 days." I told him. I wish I had your willpower. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I came out of the fish 'n chip shop with a meat pie, large chips & a jumbo burger. A poor homeless man, sitting there said, "I've not eaten for 2 days." I told him. I wish I had your willpower. I love this! Beggars walk up to me so I point to my watch and tell them the time. Occasionally they say, no, no - I need money. I reply - indeed, we all do and walk on. What am I - A walking ATM? Oh, sorry, Hmmmmm, just ask the wife..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fang37 Posted October 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 14, 2015 An Irish boy stood crying at the side of the road. A man asked him "What's wrong?" The boy said: "Me Ma is dead." "Oh, be jayas" the man said. "Do you want me to call Father O'Reilly for you." The boy replied, "No tanks, mister. Sex is the last ting on me mind at the moment." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post laislica Posted October 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Edited October 14, 2015 by laislica 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 But Laislica, my car is not red..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking ......... ... and then I saw her face 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AhFarangJa Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Laislica, many thanks for the info you gave to Loong. Now I too can post images, the above is my first..... Stay Safe AFJ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laislica Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The Pope went to Northern Ireland during a trip he asked Paddy what he thought of County Down . Paddy says " It's <deleted> since Carol Vorderman left " !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Laislica, many thanks for the info you gave to Loong. Now I too can post images, the above is my first..... Stay Safe AFJ Oh Shit, what have I done LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefoo Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The Pope went to Northern Ireland during a trip he asked Paddy what he thought of County Down . Paddy says " It's <deleted> since Carol Vorderman left " !! Sorry mate, but you're going to have to explain that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. I only intended to rough him up a bit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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