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White Christmas13 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 You know that you really are getting old when by the time the last candle on your birthday cake has been lit, the first one has burned out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I've noticed that when it's my dad's birthday he likes to take the day off, and when it's my mother's birthday she takes a few years off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Patient: Doctor, doctor. You've got to help me! My hands just won't stop shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot of coffee? Patient: No, I don't drink very much, I spill most of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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White Christmas13 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Patient: Doctor, I have trouble getting to sleep. Doctor: Well try sitting on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to try and cure him of the habit. One dark night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. ''Who are you?'' he asked. ''I'm the Devil,'' she responded. ''Well, come on home with me,'' he said, ''I married your sister.'' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Diner: Waiter, do you have anymore apple pie? Waiter: Yes, the chef says that we have lots more. Diner: Well he shouldn't have made so much then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Blonde goes flying A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer. 'What are you doing out at this time of night?' asked the officer. 'I'm going to a lecture,' slurred the drunk. 'And who's going to give a lecture at this hour?' 'My wife.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sirmud63 Posted January 12, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2017 thourght my luck had changed finally ,last night i picked up a really cute thai chick . she asked me if i wanted to go back to her place for some fun . as she was driving home things were really hotting up untill she did a perfect reverse park into the garage,and i thort ,haanng on a minute . 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Dongkampo Posted January 16, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted January 16, 2017 A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting more agitated... What does it look like ? she asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it". The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse and handed it to the policewoman, "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Ok you can go, I didn't realise you were a cop..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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riceyummm Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Picking his brother up at the airport......Thanks Bro! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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