The Policeman's Ball

Last week I was pulled over for speeding.

As the Chiang Mai Provincial Highway Patrol Officer walked to my car window, flipping open his ticket book, I said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Chiang Mai Highway Patrol Officer's Ball."

He replied, "Chiang Mai Highway Patrol Officers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while I just smiled and he realised what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

I was laughing too hard to drive my car for 15 mins.