What has the following properties....

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.

1.- Surface usually lined with painted film (in the order of 0-6m to 0-3m).

2.- Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.

3.- Melts if given special treatment.

4.- Bitter if used incorrectly.

5.- Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

6.- Yields to pressure applied at the correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES.

1.- Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones

2.- Absorbs large quantities of expensive substances.

3.- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.

4.- Insoluble in liquids, but alcohol saturation increases activity.

5.- Most powerful income-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE.

1.- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2.- Can be a great aid to relaxation.

4.- Useful for general cleaning, scrubbing, washing, rubbing, etc.

TEST.

1.- Pure specimen turns pink when discovered in the natural state.

2.- Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.

HAZARDS.

1.- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2.- Illegal to posses more than one.

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