peter991 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Things I Hate About Everyone 1) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time .... I know where my watch is pal, where the hel_l is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2) People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3) When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. dam_n right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4) When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hel_l would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their <deleted>! 5) When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dam_n floor. 6) People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7) When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8) When people say 'life is short'. What the hel_l?? Life is the longest dam_n thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 obviously spent too much time in Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Can I ask you a question ? are you a boring person ? oops sorry i should have known that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Feeling grouchy today, are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krading Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I don't like nuthin' and I like that fine The Offspring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 D_M dude who piss in your rice soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognos Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 these people are not cool.. 1.people who say I TOLD YOU SO....2.people who flatter and PRETEND they are listening..but only want to talk about themselves and expect the other to genuinely care..3. road ragers..4.wife beaters..5.employers/police/BOSSES who wield their authority like a CLUB..6.preaching one "ethical" thing and doing the opposite..7.smallish or big guys with large chips on their shoulder looking for trouble after X amount of beer..8.scatologists..9.proctologists..10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdStone Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Peter, ur first point is real funnt! and cognos, yea, the "i told u so" are such irritants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I thought all his points were 'funnt'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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