Eman Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 How do you tell when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house.... When the big hand touches the little hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimba Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 How do you tell when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house.... When the big hand touches the little hand Oh goody, please please bring on the Michael Jackson jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) How's this one? Michael knocks on the pearly gates. St. Peter greets him and says welcome to heaven Jacko. You are like Jesus, but crucified by the press and crude jokes based on false rumors, the world has greatly misunderstood you but now you are home in the real Neverland. RIP, Michael Jackson OK, I am agnostic but he was not ... Edited June 30, 2009 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasRanger Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. When she ot to the Pearly gates God said to her that because she was so good on earth, before she went in she could have one wish. . . . . . . . . . She wished that all the children on earth would be safe. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A crash of lightning sounded . . . . . . . . . . . .And Michael Jackson Died! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) The Paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's residence. The first paramedic says "Oh my god it's Michael Jackson what shall we do?" The 2nd paramedic quips. "I don't know about you, but I'm going on the Ferris wheel.' Edited June 30, 2009 by Mosha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimba Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 michael jackson was sueing his plastic surgeon he had spent millions to become white but kept waking up in the morning and finding the end of his thingy was still brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasRanger Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) well i was told because michael had so much plastic surgery he ended up containing more then 60% plastic . Well instead of cremation they decided to melt him down and make LEGO blocks . Now all the little kids can play with him for a change.. Edited June 30, 2009 by TexasRanger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 You guys obviously did not read the recent thread.... "Does Dying Make You A Good Person?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimba Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Evidence ruled inadmissible at recent Michael jackson trial were the words "you can't get pregnant the first time macaulay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. When she ot to the Pearly gates God said to her that because she was so good on earth, before she went in she could have one wish. . . . . . . . . . She wished that all the children on earth would be safe. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A crash of lightning sounded . . . . . . . . . . . .And Michael Jackson Died! I was gonna post that one, you beat me to it. LAPD Police commented that their enquiries have established the Sunlight, the Moonlight and the Good Times appear to be innocent, although they still have their suspicions about The Boogie. Edited June 30, 2009 by Mosha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soap Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i heard they found class A drugs in the living room class B drugs in the bathroom and all of class c in the bedroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 You people are SICK, for sure the dude had FLAWS and don't we all, let his RIP for awhile. Sad people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 You people are SICK, for sure the dude had FLAWS and don't we all, let his RIP for awhile. Sad people. On that note: Just for BigSnake... When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all of the world's children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson. Reports of Michel Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a STROKE! Michael Jackson’s body is not to be cremated or buried. It's to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. As a tribute McDonalds are going to create the McJackson burger; 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 You people are SICK, for sure the dude had FLAWS and don't we all, let his RIP for awhile. Sad people. You must have been looking for this thread http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Favourite-Mi...ng-t276032.html "Easy as 1,2,3. RIP" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasRanger Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 You people are SICK, for sure the dude had FLAWS and don't we all, let his RIP for awhile. Sad people. I don't get this one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 You people are SICK, for sure the dude had FLAWS and don't we all, let his RIP for awhile. Sad people. I don't get this one.. You owe me a keyboard. I had a mouthful of Leo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lawrence Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Ahh, it is sad..... but... the first one got me in and.... I had to laugh, some were pretty good :D of course bad taste But.. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
losworld Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Okay I'm going to forward one joke. Michael Jackson's last words? "can you take me to the children's hospital?" RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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