AltumAngel Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, ‘Do you have a condom?’ Donald frowned and said, ‘No.’ Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom, they could not have sex. ‘Maybe they sell them at the front desk,’ she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. ‘Yes, we do,’ the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, ‘Would you like me to put them on your bill? ‘No!’ Donald quacked, ‘I’ll thuffocate’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy D Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 That is funny But sorry AA it's been done a couple of time here just recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krading Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Pinoccio goes into the chemist to buy some condoms. "How much?" he asks. "$3.50 plus tax" "Don't worry about the tacks, I'll glue them on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 krading's was better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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