Peas In Thailand

[ProfessorFart]

In this golden age of 100 mods to each poster I found after extensive enquiries that the only topic I could comment on is the size and shape of Thai veg as it won't upset the rather arse licking ott rules here.

So; I find Thai Peas too round. Is there anywhere where one can find a nice farang pea, a wee bit wrinkled zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

[taxexile]

roundness is one of the defining characteristics of peas , and a pea that is lacking in the roundness department is a bean , and a bean is a different kettle of fish altogether.

personally i find the peas here a bit hard .

[Dragonman]

On my last visit to UK I managed to smuggle some peas back through Thai Immigration and have now grown in my garden out here a marvellous Thai-Falang hybrid and called them Thangs.They are small but well proportioned and considerably wrinkled.If you are ever in the Sattahip area you are most welcome to sample my Thangs.

[ProfessorFart]

roundness is one of the defining characteristics of peas , and a pea that is lacking in the roundness department is a bean , and a bean is a different kettle of fish altogether.

Call that a bean!? In my day if it wasn't at least a foot long its was just a pea...................

[taxexile]

there is a shop in the emporium that does excellent mushy peas , as good if not better than back in blighty.

[HarryHacker]

Agreed…..ah…but if the Pea is a self-righteous moral policeman its alright. Some of these posters, you know who you are, have some very jaundiced views, which are totally unfounded on any reality of life based here in Thailand.

With regarding the QC issue here, I have to agree that Posts are closed far too quickly, also there seems to be race to who can close them first.

I guess I will get another warning now!

[Ajarn]

In my day, we could write our name in the snow with a good pea.

[ProfessorFart]

Better than Ted's Chippy in Rossendale??

I doubt it!

This will soon be zapped for being non Thai related no doubt..........

Any of the global super mods care to have a go?

[Doctor John]

I prefer Beans.

[ProfessorFart]

Beans is a reference to sex DJ// Thread closed

[Doctor John]

Beans is a reference to sex DJ// Thread closed

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lol Professor fart

My beans are boiled in water to cleanse them of all sin.

[ProfessorFart]

My beans are boiled in water to cleanse them of all sin

Sounds like a puritan punishment for a former ST DJ. Now all is forgiven!

[lampard10]

Beans is a reference to sex DJ// Thread closed

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lol Professor fart

My beans are boiled in water to cleanse them of all sin.

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No you got it all wrong good doctor. It's tinned beans not sinned beans.Or are you thinking of the sin-bin

[cdnvic]

lol....you guys are nutz

cv

[booma]

In my day, we could write our name in the snow with a good pea.

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And if you had a long name you'd have a frozen pea.

[lampard10]

In my day, we could write our name in the snow with a good pea.

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And if you had a long name you'd have a frozen pea.

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Boom,boom

[ProfessorFart]

I never believed the frozen piss thing but its true!

My bro married a Norwiegan and the wedding was in bollocksville Norway in mid November.

They had a hotel for the piss up but I went for a sober up, had a piss off a balcony and it had froze by the time it hit the deck!

I am class!!

[Abandon]

You all are amateurs! The only REAL way to see if a pea is really a pea is to put it under 12 mattresses, and sleep a princess on the top. If she wakes up bruised, then it's a real pea.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

In this golden age of 100 mods to each poster I found after extensive enquiries that the only topic I could comment on is the size and shape of Thai veg as it won't upset the rather arse licking ott rules here.

So;  I find Thai Peas too round. Is there anywhere where one can find a nice farang pea, a wee bit wrinkled zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

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A little out of sorts today Prof ?

[Thetyim]

lol....you guys are nutz 

cv

Sorry, vic you are off topic we are talking about peas

[Abandon]

lol....you guys are nutz 

cv

Sorry, vic you are off topic we are talking about peas

You never heard of Peanutz ??

[wilko]

In this golden age of 100 mods to each poster I found after extensive enquiries that the only topic I could comment on is the size and shape of Thai veg as it won't upset the rather arse licking ott rules here.

So;  I find Thai Peas too round. Is there anywhere where one can find a nice farang pea, a wee bit wrinkled zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

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ode to the pulse....

I eat my peas with honey,

I've done it all my life

I know it may sound funny

But it keeps them on the knife.

[Sir Burr]

In my day, we could write our name in the snow with a good pea.

Extra points if it was in your girlfriend's hand-writing!

[toastwars]

In my day, we could write our name in the snow with a good pea.

Extra points if it was in your girlfriend's hand-writing!

My friend made up his mind to marry his girlfriend on their second date because she was the only woman he had ever met who could write her name in the snow with her own piss. Top pelvic floor!!!!

[toastwars]

lol....you guys are nutz 

cv

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!!!! another flock of ironys flys over the head of one of our across the pond brethren

[TizMe]

In this golden age of 100 mods to each poster I found after extensive enquiries that the only topic I could comment on is the size and shape of Thai veg as it won't upset the rather arse licking ott rules here.

So;  I find Thai Peas too round. Is there anywhere where one can find a nice farang pea, a wee bit wrinkled zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

Jezus no matter what, there's always somebody who's gonna whine about it 

If you dislike your peas i recently gave you based on size and shape. i might as well just make you eat beans   

If you don't like it , Don't eat it 

Peas are like that....Deal with it

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[Pattaya_Fox]

....It`s not the pea that matters...it`s the size of the pod that it comes out of that counts....so they tell me

[toklong]

Its all good! Lettuce....Turnip....and Pea....

[Pink Mist]

try snow peas Prof and pick that lip up

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[chanchao]

I think peas are rounder because we're closer to the equator, further away from the Earth's core so less gravity to pull peas out of shape.

I think the same applies to breasts, too.

Cheers,

Chanchao

(How's that for a thread-jack And Prof: stop whining. Do what I did: for about a month only say things that kind of make sense. After that you can get away with anything.