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A Teenager

By AltumAngel
July 22, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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AltumAngel

Posted July 22, 2009

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Posted July 22, 2009

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy."

"Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter. "If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"

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Posted July 24, 2009

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Posted July 24, 2009

not funny the first time and still not funny...

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Posted July 25, 2009

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Posted July 25, 2009

and he wears such a pretty orange uniform

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