Confucius Says

[njpski]

# Man who run in front of car get tired.

# Man who run behind car get exhausted

# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

# Man who drive like h1ll bound to get there.

# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

# Man who sit on tack get point!

# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

# Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

and my favorite

# Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

[Eman]

# Man who run in front of car get tired.

# Man who run behind car get exhausted

# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

# Man who drive like h1ll bound to get there.

# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

# Man who sit on tack get point!

# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

# Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

and my favorite

# Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

Is better to <deleted> chicken than pullet

[losworld]

# Man who run in front of car get tired.

# Man who run behind car get exhausted

# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

# Man who drive like h1ll bound to get there.

# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

# Man who sit on tack get point!

# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

# Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

and my favorite

# Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

very good

[bigphil30uk]

Man who sh*ts on weighbridge does business on large scale

and for us oldies

Swinging chain means warm seat

Edited July 31, 2009 by bigphil30uk

[neverdie]

man who go to be with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger

[mumbojumbo]

man who fart in church, sit in his own pew