Bud's flying, on a jet plane

[phazey]

C'mon Bud, keep us up to date

./P

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Phazey   you missed your calling....a songwriter extraordinary, enhanced with a hint of plagiarism            Let us enjoy our little break from Bud.  Kinda like R & R without Bud managing the places of nocturnal delights.         :cool:

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I ALMOST miss him. But when  he gave himself a 20 per cent cut on the age he first quoted I knew bullsh' would prevail.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

       and it did.

[chonabot]

Hey Dr , I thought only Bud could double post ?

 

[SeaVisionBurma]

Hey Dr , I thought only Bud could double post ?

Yeah!! How embarrasing to be caught doing a Bud-double post.  I'll never ever let myself get caught doing that....

I'm strictly a single-post fellow.

[SeaVisionBurma]

Hey Dr , I thought only Bud could double post ?

Yeah!! How embarrasing to be caught doing a Bud-double post.  I'll never ever let myself get caught doing that....

I'm strictly a single-post fellow.

[tutsiwarrior]

Phazey...I like Peter Paul and Mary and view your barbarism as worthy of judicial murder.

You can redeem yourself by telling me where I can go to watch baseball in a bar in BKK.

Juke box in a dive bar in Tijuana in 1969...all the Peter Paul and Mary greatest hits...remember 'The Great Mandala'? Just wanted to listen to the tunes and not get laid...crazy <deleted> gringo...

As a Bud fan...you haven't heard the last of him...

[chonabot]

Bud = duB = dubya???

Stranger things , they both be in Bangers at the same similar times?????????

Oxymoron never sounded so appropriate...

Chonabot

( Founder member of the Budya fan club )

:cool:

[dr_Pat_Pong]

The entire cabin crew on Bud's flight have de-planed in mid flight. Other passenger's are assembling to do the same. Five will get you ten, that Bud will worm his way into the cockpit, and then the flight deck will clear.                       Single post only this time        

[DaveYo]

I am sure he is thinking hard and planning things as he travels.

:blues:

[DaveYo]

I am sure he is thinking hard and planning things as he travels.

:blues:

[Thetyim]

I have just heard on the news that Bud has opened the emergency door and as is frantically throwing lighted matches out, in order to defeat the incoming missiles.

Arrrh,   my hero.

[phazey]

Bud arrives in Vietnam, France surrenders.

./P

[phazey]

You can redeem yourself by telling me where I can go to watch baseball in a bar in BKK.

Get yourself one of these new fangled mobiles that allow you to upload TV remote control software - then you can go to any bar and watch your "baseball" (rounders?)

./P

[dr_Pat_Pong]

PHAZEY....CORRECTION    The Republic of France re-invades the Republic of Vietnam to repell Captain Pugwash.

[SeaVisionBurma]

GW Bush immediately responds by sending US Forces to the South China Sea, ready to invade if necessary.  He said France has no right to make a unilateral decision to invade Vietnam.

In a press conference, he cites "undeniable and concrete evidence that there indeed exists inside Vietnam certain Weapons of a Non-Conventional nature..."

INSIDE BUD's TROUSERS!!

France and the US become allies again.  Bud goes into hiding.  

Stay tuned....

(okay, next idiot with too much spare time and some imagination, please post here)

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Are there computer's in Vietnam ?   Maybe not. The Lord is merciful, the Lord is good.                      

[phazey]

There are loads of these "cybercafe" type affairs.....Depends where Our Bud is tho...

./P

[percy2]

I'd heard they have found some protractors and rulers in Vietnam so this made invasion necersary.

After all who want countrys with weapons of Maths Instruction! Bum Bum :laugh:

Regards

[phazey]

Agreed, with those tools, the secrets of the "Axis of Evil" will no doubt become common knowledge.

./P

[tutsiwarrior]

"Get yourself one of these new fangled mobiles that allow you to upload TV remote control software - then you can go to any bar and watch your "baseball" (rounders?)"

hmmm...yas...first it's raping and plagarizing American popular music then it's comparing American sport to games played by little girls in England. I've heard enough.

Dr Pat Pong spreadeagle this scoundrel.

Phazey...I'm gonna tell George Dubya about what you said when he gets to town next week and he ain't gonna like it too much...

[phazey]

/me pulls the chain a little more.....

Phazey...I'm gonna tell George Dubya about what you said when he gets to town next week and he ain't gonna like it too much...

s/like/comprehend

you know itś only in jest, alough i fear you asking the good Dr. P to spread eagle me.....

./P

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Rest assured Phazey, my concentration is still directed towards the female gender. And " spreadeagling " does sound somewhat perverse.   You're safe.

[phazey]

Thanks for that.

./P

[tutsiwarrior]

No preversions intended folks...I lifted the line from the Charles Laughton "Mutiny on the Bounty". The victim was lashed to the rigging and left in the sun all day...

shiver me timbers...