Guts Or Balls ?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard

about people having guts or balls, but do you

really know the difference between them? In an

effort to keep you informed, the definitions are

listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out

with the guys, being met by your wife with a

broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out

with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,

lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the balls to say: "You're next,

Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the

definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the

outcome.

Both result in death.