A bloke takes his pet Rottweiler to the vet's because it had a slight ear infection. The vet picks the dog up and after a thorough examination says "I'm terribly sorry but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put your dog down."

The man starts crying and chokes out " In God's name why? Because he has a slight ear infection?"

"No" replies the vet " He's getting heavy."

A bloke takes his pet Rottweiler to the vet's because it had a slight ear infection. The vet picks the dog up and after a thorough examination says "I'm terribly sorry but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put your dog down."

The man starts crying and chokes out " In God's name why? Because he has a slight ear infection?"

"No" replies the vet " He's getting heavy."

Ha! Ha!

Nice One

That's right up there with:

Went for a medical check-up and the nurse said I'd have to stop masturbating.

"Why?" I ask.

"Because I'm trying to take your blood pressure," she says.

That's right up there with:

Went for a medical check-up and the nurse said I'd have to stop masturbating.

"Why?" I ask.

"Because I'm trying to take your blood pressure," she says.

OK now that was funny.

^^

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