Joke

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one.

Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the

clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi

sees the priest's collar and says, 'So you're a priest. I'm a

rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are

unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that

we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the

rest of our days.'

The priest replies, 'I agree with you completely. This must

be a sign from God.'

The rabbi continues, 'And look at this. Here's another miracle.

My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine

didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and

celebrate our good fortune.' Then he hands the bottle to the priest.

The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle

back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately

puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.

The priest asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The rabbi replies, 'No... I think I'll just wait for the police.