NUMBNUTTS Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I hope this little ditty brings some weekend cheer to those of you who are not real happy with their current status quo - its rather apropos A THAI WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A FARANG MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a chit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dttk0009 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I must admit, I saw it coming but I still laughed out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I feared the worst at seeing the topic but well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUMBNUTTS Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 Yeah - now nobody will see it and get a rise - next time delete it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunholidaysun1 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sokal Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I hope this little ditty brings some weekend cheer to those of you who are not real happy with their current status quo - its rather apropos A THAI WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A FARANG MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a chit. Most girls want what they cant have so I think both poems are equally funny. A girl will never admit that she has the right man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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