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HAPPIEST FAIRYTALE EVER

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of champagne and wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hel_l she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled lots, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her bum, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled and felt and looked fabulous all the time.

THE END

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HAPPIEST FAIRYTALE EVER

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of champagne and wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hel_l she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled lots, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her bum, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled and felt and looked fabulous all the time.

THE END

Peter, unless you're a chick, you should go anon on that one.

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What you see is not always what you get nor is it what it seems to be.

That was a DEEP comment. Actually I posted that some time back for the TV Forum Girls ...

Peter

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HAPPIEST FAIRYTALE EVER

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of champagne and wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hel_l she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled lots, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her bum, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled and felt and looked fabulous all the time.

THE END

:) Well i liked it. :D

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