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Flight Delays

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Two Irish guys Mick and Paddy were on their first flight , a jumbo 747.

An hour into the flight the captain came on the intercom and said that No 1 engine had failed, there was no problem, but arrival would be delayed by 1 hour.

After another hour the captain was back on saying No 2 engine had also failed, everything was fine, but arrival would now be delayed by 2 hours.

A further hour into the flight the captain announced on the intercom that No 3 engine had now failed , but the flight could carry one, and arrival would be delayed by 3 hours.

On hearing this Mick turned to Paddy and said " Paddy, you do realise, if that No 4 fails we'll be up here all day".

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