carlthailand Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, just to add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Classic!!! Now can we get a mod to move this topic to Forum Support? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miaow Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 None..Ur Thai girl will do it 4 u..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siamesekitty Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penzman Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 A shrink once said " You can change a lightbulb but the lightbulb has to want to change" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, just to add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 4 to point out that light bulbs are all prostitutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shola Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 1 to post directing you to a 'Save the lightbulb' foundation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Burr Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 1 to point out that the failure of the original light-bulb is all part of America's conspiracy for world domination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Burr Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 1 to post that light-bulb usage is up and that they are going "long" on light-bulb" futures with a graph to show entry and exit strategies using 200 day moving averages and MACD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Burr Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 1 to ask if the light-bulb changer had a valid work permit and was it relevant to the task performed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tas Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, just to add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on the dog's point of view.... GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Let's go and play Frisbee, then I can gaze into your eyes and tell you how much I looooove you being my best friend..... BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb! ROTTWEILER: Make me. LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark. DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa. BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark. MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and.......... POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there! GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares? AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle, monitor the perimeter to ensure no one got in or out while it was dark.... OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ And the CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs and I am not one of them. So, the question is, how long will it be before I get some light in here, a gentle massage and some dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayenram Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brilliant! What do you think Betty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOPTHAI Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brilliant! What do you think Betty? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They need a quality auditor / consultant to verify that the procedures and work instructions for changing light bulbs are strictly followed, otherwise a non-conformance to ISO 9001:2000 shall be issued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, just to add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again make that 3. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlthailand Posted March 27, 2005 Author Share Posted March 27, 2005 (edited) How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, just to add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again <{POST_SNAPBACK}> make that 3. LOL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Me too Edited March 27, 2005 by carlthailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Get a Bargirl to change it for you. OOOps...... THREAD CLOSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 1 forum member to point out that the manufacture of lightbulbs is not an enviromentally friendly process and to urge everyone to use a candle instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 (edited) 1 forum member to point out that the manufacture of lightbulbs is not an enviromentally friendly process and to urge everyone to use a candle instead. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1 forum member, a bright spark, to post a photo of these Edited March 28, 2005 by Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonik Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 what brand is the ligthbulb , is it a copy , how much does it cost............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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