Three Women

Subject: Three women

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college

graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are

to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what

they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is

asked if she has any last words. She says, I just graduated from Brigham

Young University and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene

on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately

prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I

just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power

of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."

They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens.

Again, they all

immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release

her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the

University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in Electrical

Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute

nobody if you don't plug this thing in."