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Idiots Living Oposite Me

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I think maybe there was an unexpected twist to the story. The old ladies put the pot aside, but instead crapped outside the OP's gate. Then they had a party, declaring VICTORY! :)

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DRIVE OVER IT AN HOPE THE MAI PEN RAI ATTITUDE COMES OUT WEN THEY DISCOVER IT. ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN! GOOD LUCK BUD

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Thank you Mig16 for re opening the thread.

Sorry I made you guys wait so long!

The pot has been moved back into there garden.

Saturday morning my wife and son were playing near the pot, and one old biddie threw water over them!!!!!

I was sleeping at the time but when I woke up my wife told me what had happened. Anyway, that was to far and I could not hold it in anymore. As I was driving out of my gate to go to work I dicided it would be a good idea to end it all rightnow.

I drove hard into there garden as the Gate was open and screached to a halt then jumped out the car and shouted at the two biddies to come out. Poor dears had a fright, anyway! That ended in them and my wife having a full on argument in the street. In the mean time I was looking at thetwo tiles the under carrage of my car had ripped up from there drive way as it bounced over the curb!!! Oh well.

In the end the biddies said sorry for whatever it is they said and my wife said sorry for me being a hooligan with the car and we all moved the pot back into there garden.

One of the women gave me the evil eye! There may be more to come. :)

You should send them the bill for new shocks when your current ones fade out early.

:)

onnut, You are certainly one 'nut'.....this has sort of been a real anticlimax from this end.......meanwhile neverdie prepares to sneak back to onnut's soi and move the pot back into the street, this time only closer to his gate :)

You should send them the bill for new shocks when your current ones fade out early.

:D

Don't worry Heng, its a Honda, the engine will give out and the body rust away long before the shocks need replacing :)

Thank you all for a good hour of reading.This was really entertaining,but never the less a mare for op.Guess it's best to move out from there now.!! :) ..

I think all us On Nutters should go round and give him some support a "bring a pot party" maybe? barricade the biddies in their house with 200 pots

Im on Suk 77 and ready to go???

^be careful yaabaaaa, these old biddies are dangerous ole thangs.....didnt you see how they took the airport hostage last year? :D

they may still be armed with their handclappers :)

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I think all us On Nutters should go round and give him some support a "bring a pot party" maybe? barricade the biddies in their house with 200 pots

Im on Suk 77 and ready to go???

Could be a brown shirt rally, you could bring food and occupy the soi for a week.

It's only the end of round one, which had the old ladies ahead initially with some fancy footwork and a few quick stiff jabs to a flat footed onnut. Great comeback though towards the end of the round with the ex champ onnut giving the old biddies a good pounding on the ropes leaving them somewhat winded. Onnut ahead on points in my book :)

its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

back in my parts of the world and a man could come home and find his dog pregnant to the neighbours son and a couple of steaming turds on the loungeroom floor......the unknown quantity is what these old dears will get up to for revenge.

I've been following this thread for a while, however onenut's latest reaction has now shown the old biddies which buttons they can press to make him do his nut.

He's won the first round on points. They will just quietly bide their time, then at the wrong moment, they'll try and set him off again with appropiate witnesses which will then make life very uncomfortable for onenut's family.

I think all he can do is to prey to the gods that the old biddies just get bored playing the game, but I think he'll be posting here again about their latest wheeze to wind him up.

I think all he can do is to prey to the gods that the old biddies just get bored playing the game, but I think he'll be posting here again about their latest wheeze to wind him up.

Like chaining half a dozen rotweilers to the pot.

Let's see him move it THEN!

You got that round on nut, but just remember this is Thailand, and it's not over by a long chalk. Just wonder how long it will be before we hear from you again :)

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I think all he can do is to prey to the gods that the old biddies just get bored playing the game

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Or maybe onnut should offer the old biddies to the gods as "prey" :)

You got that round on nut, but just remember this is Thailand, and it's not over by a long chalk. Just wonder how long it will be before we hear from you again :)

I'm sure we could spin it into a victory somehow. Like Vietnam.

:D

A strange, though entertaining, saga but unfortunately I believe you should take note that

this is Thailand, and it's not over by a long chalk.

It's not over until the fat ladies sing..........you did say they were fat did't you? :):D

Through 13 pages read, Not one suggested relocating the seat outside the house, which it seems might have made more room reversing

Through 13 pages read, Not one suggested relocating the seat outside the house, which it seems might have made more room reversing

When did the pot change into a seat? :)

Through 13 pages read, Not one suggested relocating the seat outside the house, which it seems might have made more room reversing

When did the pot change into a seat? :)

You are off course totally right nonthaburial, no one has made that suggestion :D

Look at the pictures of the crime scene, I am sure I see a seat on the left at the Soi end

Through 13 pages read, Not one suggested relocating the seat outside the house, which it seems might have made more room reversing

A man that thinks outside the box, i like it.

Also nobody suggested that onnut could buy his neighbours house and bulldoze it and make a big turning bay outside his house :)

Through 13 pages read, Not one suggested relocating the seat outside the house, which it seems might have made more room reversing

A man that thinks outside the box, i like it.

Also nobody suggested that onnut could buy his neighbours house and bulldoze it and make a big turning bay outside his house :)

Sometimes thinking outside the box can be a good thing. But as the first obstacle that the car will meet is the pot, how could moving the seat be any help?

I reckon Onnut should approach The GOM, he may be just the person for this job. :)

Game set and match it's just not cricket well done hopefully the pot will stay in their garden from now on.

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Wooohoooo! The idiots have moved out. Gone, never to be seen again, I hope! Ahhhhh it's so nice here now. Wonder who will move in next, I hope a young friendly Thai couple with a toddler or two.

And no plant pots!

Well done. It's so nice when an Ahole neighbour moves out. Recently had one move out next door to us (of the farang variety) that wouldn't get on with anyone. What a complete :)

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