An Irish woman visited her doctor to ask his help in

reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an

aspirin."

"Not a problem, replied the doctor. Drop it into his

coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and

call me in a week to let me know how things went."

A week later she rang up the doctor, who directly

inquired as to the progress with her husbands sex drive.

The poor lady exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and

begorrah! 'Twas horrid. Just terrible, Doctor."

"Really? What happened?, asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped the pill in

his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate.

He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his

eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and table-

cloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me

then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to

me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

"Why so terrible?, asked the doctor. "Do you mean you

didn't enjoy it?

"Of course I did doctor! Indeed, 'twas the best sex

I've had in 25 years. But I'll never be able to show

me face in Starbucks again."

An Irish woman visited her doctor to ask his help in

reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an

aspirin."

"Not a problem, replied the doctor. Drop it into his

coffee.  He won't even taste it.  Give it a try and

call me in a week to let me know how things went."

A week later she rang up the doctor, who directly

inquired as to the progress with her husbands sex drive.

The poor lady exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and

begorrah! 'Twas horrid.  Just terrible, Doctor."

"Really? What happened?, asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped the pill in

his coffee, didn't I?  The effect was almost immediate.

He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his

eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and table-

cloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me

then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to

me on the tabletop!  It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

"Why so terrible?, asked the doctor. "Do you mean you

didn't enjoy it?

"Of course I did doctor!  Indeed, 'twas the best sex

I've had in 25 years.  But I'll never be able to show

me face in Starbucks again."

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There is always some idiot like me who comes with a straight comment after quite good joke. My justification is that elsewhere on the forum there are other threads about the usage of the drug Viagra.

I feel it is important to note that this joke, although funny, is built upon two misconceptions about Viagra:

1. Viagra is NOT a sexual stimulant; it only allows, when sexually stimulated, men, who could not, to achieve an erection.

2. Viagra does not work at once. It takes at least an hour to be assimilated into the system.

Good job I am not Irish or I might have got really serious.