Thailand's First Survey Of Penis Sizes Launched As Part Campaign For Safe Sex

[GuyL]

"The tape records widths of between 49 and 56 millimetres"

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I don't believe that the tape records the actual mesurement of the erected penis circumference, but more likely indicates what is the ideal size of an unrolled condom that one should use... And don't forget condoms very high extensibility.  

A very interesting report about condom and penis sizes is available here: http://www.enersol.com.au/CondomSize.pdf

Edited November 20, 2009 by GuyL

[bkkjames]

Look at the size of the 'members' list reading this topic!

Yep, combine this with the Beer Chang thread of the last week and any stereotypes vis-a-vis the TV membership will be well and truly confirmed. (Note to potential advertisers).

[kimamey]

Can't comment as I'm not too familiar with Thai condoms. I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

I don't think you're supposed to put them over your head

[garyh]

Why did the condom hit the roof? Cause it was pissed off!

[SunsetT]

ahh yes, one of the two benefits a Thai woman gets from shagging a farang old enough to be her father - weekly pocket money and a bigger penis (well, when the viagra kicks in anyway) - isn't life wonderful

V just gives me heartburn, I'm sure I'm being fobbed off with Chinese fakes.

Heartburn is a well recognised and common side effect of all viagra, cialis, levitra, etc. - both original and generic; headache too -but the trade off is well worth it -don't you think? Very cheap and effective Thai Antacid tablets (Antacil -5baht) are on the counter of most Thai pharmacies and most other minimarts and shops (but not 7/11) so heartburn/indigestion must be, I think, a common complaint suffered by many Thais, I think, through eating so much chilli. Chilli gives me heartburn. SERIOUSLY though, as you were not aware of this side effect, you should make yourself aware of other more dangerous and possibly fatal consequences of using these drugs for certain individuals, certain health conditions, and/or certain lifestyles. So please please ask a doctor, and, if you can, read up online, to make sure they are safe for you to use.

[Chris Lawrence]

1434readers are worried about the size of the penis??? Now thats pretty big :D

[microslack]

If it saves one person from being infected then it is worth all the effort. will be much the better for all concerned.

[Maejo Man]

No not urban myth, have a look on Gaydar or Fridae....by far the majority of gay/bi SE Asian men are passive and 90% of those I have encountered have been considerably below average.

I am speaking from experience, are you?

Well you might have qualified that in the first place by saying "All gay Asian men" instead of all Asian men, and please tell us exactly what constitutes "below average" in your experience

[slimdog]

"The tape records widths of between 49 and 56 millimetres"

I first thought that scale is diameter, but after looking on our caliper I doubt that. Thai men would be monster.

Than I took the size /3.14: 56/3.14=17.8 mm that looks too small.

What mistake did I made???

I have the same confusion. "Width" surely means diameter as you interpret, too, but that would make Thai men comparable to horses.

Circumference of 56 mm is not realistic either.

???

The 49 - 56 mm is not the width of the penis, it is the width of the condom needed...

So the circumference of the condom is double these sizes as the condom is rolled out and measured when it is flat.

[Wolfie]

My Girlfriend asked me to give her 9 inches and make her scream!

So i gave it to her three times and stole her handbag

[caf]

1279 people are reading this topic and there is no mention of Taksin.

Is that because the regular culprits are having to get their brains in overdrive to think how tehy can blame him for this.

[sedeflonga]

My Tesco Lotus Plastic bag does the job

[tinom]

Increase turnover for rubber industry?

"Safe Sex" with a Condom is just one other "urban myth", cause they can slip off easely anyime and not being felt/detected...

there is only one type of "safe sex" = NONE!

Are you relative of the pope or G.W. Bush?

Sex is the best anti-depressive when shared with the one you love!!!

So if you and your partner have only one exclusive partner, have a test and enjoy without rubber

(then your concern would be about contraceptive method...)

[Ronaldo69]

"The tape records widths of between 49 and 56 millimetres"

I first thought that scale is diameter, but after looking on our caliper I doubt that. Thai men would be monster.

Than I took the size /3.14: 56/3.14=17.8 mm that looks too small.

What mistake did I made???

I am glad to see this topic as I have had a lot of trouble ever since I have been here.I use the biggest condoms I have been able to find [56 durex] and was with the help of my girlfriend,and I still find it very uncomfortable to put them on and they easily slide off and leave them inside her.This is to say the least a bit embarrassing!!! The measurement is the circumference of the penis and I do not consider myself to be so well endowed as to boast about it.Any help here? thanks Dougal

If it slides off then it is too big for you. I use the larger (56) myself and if I for example would ever use a smaller one it is like being strangled and once it is on it is on very snug, i.e. very hard to accidentally rub off...or jank of with force...

Good! At least one happy and contented customer/user it seems.

[bkkjames]

My Girlfriend asked me to give her 9 inches and make her scream!

So i gave it to her three times and stole her handbag

What does a guy with a 12inch penis have for breakfast?

This morning I had bacon and eggs.

[AsiaCheese]

IMHO there are not so many people, whether Thai or farang, “aged 1525”.

Those of that age are usually wrapped in something else and many of 'em are in Egypt

[Wolfie]

What does a guy with a 12inch penis have for breakfast?

This morning I had bacon and eggs.

hahaha but you didnt answer the question

[Igor]

I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

I know a guy in Scotland who uses natural lamb intestine condoms. Out in the pasture he tries them on one by one until he finds one the right size...

[pontius]

Obviously it's neither circumference nor diameter, but you get somewhere around those numbers (or slightly over)

when you measure your johnson's diameter and flatten whatever you used to .. wrap .. you know.

[robertson468]

The first thing I did after reading this article was to check the date - nope we are not on April 1st!

[jontom]

1434readers are worried about the size of the penis??? Now thats pretty big

Why is it always important to claim to have a big penis when all Thai women that I've spoken to tell me that big is positively the worst size to be for them? I get an 'average' size when I ask and they always tell me that is the best size to be. I guess it makes as much sense as all my Farrang friends telling me that all of the women they pull sleep with them for free despite the Farrang pulling them from bars in Nana. This also reminds me of a conversation that I recently had with a Farrang which went " my girlfriend had a regular job before we met ..." he didnt realise that I was one of her customers before! Farrang, wake up and smell the coffee, you are not all hung like a donkey but thats a good thing!...and try not to live a life of self delusion!

[bkkjames]

Last one, gotta work...

A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"

The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."

"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?"

"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.

The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard and measure his penis by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When they return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"

The man replies, "To hel_l with the condoms, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!"

[Gunna2u]

What do you give to a girl who has everything ???

Penicillin !!

[pontius]

1434readers are worried about the size of the penis??? Now thats pretty big

Why is it always important to claim to have a big penis when all Thai women that I've spoken to tell me that big is positively the worst size to be for them? I get an 'average' size when I ask and they always tell me that is the best size to be. I guess it makes as much sense as all my Farrang friends telling me that all of the women they pull sleep with them for free despite the Farrang pulling them from bars in Nana. This also reminds me of a conversation that I recently had with a Farrang which went " my girlfriend had a regular job before we met ..." he didnt realise that I was one of her customers before! Farrang, wake up and smell the coffee, you are not all hung like a donkey but thats a good thing!...and try not to live a life of self delusion!

I'm hung like a baboon!

[Jimjim]

"The tape records widths of between 49 and 56 millimetres"

I first thought that scale is diameter, but after looking on our caliper I doubt that. Thai men would be monster.

Than I took the size /3.14: 56/3.14=17.8 mm that looks too small.

What mistake did I made???

How about circumference?

[garyh]

1279 people are reading this topic and there is no mention of Taksin.

Is that because the regular culprits are having to get their brains in overdrive to think how tehy can blame him for this.

You found a way to get his name in LOL

[junglist]

When you zoom in you find the truth. Haa5555555

[worldfun]

so condom size is meassured as 'width' of condom (can be meassured when flat as in the pack) & typically comes in 49-60mm sized with 52mm being 'global default' size & 54-60mm being 'large'. this 'elastic' meassure corresponds to a circumferance of double length i.e. 98-120mm!

thus the advertised thai meassure of 49-56mm is in the average too large region although stats suggest SEA men have below average sizes (49mm size being typical size in TH) & everything as 'large sizes'.

from personal experience availibility of condom sizes in LOS is indeed restricted to 49-56mm exactly even with the 'foreign brands' of 'comfort condoms', durex etc as well as local/asian brands...

a shame really that it's not easily marketed on the condom packs which size it is e.g. XS, S, M, L, XL etc or at least the mm width which as mentioned often only can be read in small print somewhere on the back in the lower corner or such!

[PoorSucker]

If this is the first survey.

What did they base current sizes on?

[ctira]

1434readers are worried about the size of the penis??? Now thats pretty big

So after reading this topic how many of you got a measuring tape out, or thinking about digging it out of toolbox?