Just tell her you've got a business meeting about some new idea that could earn you millions on the other side of the country (use your imagination). It's going to take a few days, but you promise you'll meet up with her as soon as you can. When you meet her tell her it fell through. In the meantime, the idea of earning millions will be sure to keep her patient for a few days, leaving you free to see as many other girls as you like/can, or go see the kids if you like.

You're obviously prepared to go to some lengths to cover it up, so getting on the computer and fabricating some letters and email correspondence shouldn't be too much trouble. Certainly easier (and safer) than playing with RTP or immigration officials.

Good luck and have fun.

" I guess I will deal with it further down the road when I have no choice."

A real manly decision. It's not clear why you are in a relationship with this woman, and I'm glad she's with you and not me.

Edited December 2, 200916 yr by hhgz

OP – Several posters have suggested you “man up”. I think you should “grow up”. Christ – you’ve got children who need something more from you than an occasional sneaky visit.

Advice – let your current gf go. Maybe she’ll find someone she can trust to look after her and not ‘shag around’ whenever her back is turned.

If you genuinely want to spend time with your kids (rather than going out on the piss and bagging short-timers) either get back with your ex or tell her there’s no more ex-sex.

My guess is that your need for sexual reassurance will overcome your paternal instincts and your kids will be the losers. It happens.

Or, alternatively, considering what the OP did in the first place, the GF should just tell him to FO instead.

Eek - I agree with you 100 % but not easy to do if he is the 'breadwinner' and she doesn't have an alternative.

Or, alternatively, considering what the OP did in the first place, the GF should just tell him to FO instead.

Eek - I agree with you 100 % but not easy to do if he is the 'breadwinner' and she doesn't have an alternative.

I think you are all too quick to jump to conclusions and try to solve the chap's problems that you believe that he has. All he asked was for constructive advice on a most entertaining scheme that had Frank Spencer written all over it. Hopefully, if people can stay on topic, and try to improve his scheme or come up with a better one. it might be of use to all of us who share his predicament. Except me, because I don't, but I am sure I have lots of friends who do...

For the OP - But in all seriousness, if you're going to get up to mischief at the airport, then do it land side, well away from men in uniforms and men with guns

You could try putting your passport through the washing machine...

WM