Kathe2 Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 We have now fulled of visa, reenter visas, bunch of documents, now just relax for some minutes. Joke of the day for your coffee break : A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor, crawled painfully onto a stool, and ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, " Crushed nuts ? " " No, " he replied, " it's just arthritis. " ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Heheheheh an oldie but a goldie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francois Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 thanks khate hahahha I'm sure a lot of us needed something like this ... good relief I was wondering why so few ladies wrote in there on these so called serious subjects? might be right to leave the 'males' screem and fight have a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 I don't understand...doesn't 'crushed nuts' refer to a more profound philisophical argument and that the the little old man just wanted to have at the whipped cream without further adieu?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 I don't understand...doesn't 'crushed nuts' refer to a more profound philisophical argument and that the the little old man just wanted to have at the whipped cream without further adieu?... LOL........ She, thinking he had crushed nuts the way he walked to get some : whipped cream without further adieu?... :cool: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 yes...quite right...'whipped creme' confuses the issue... BANANA CREAM without further adieu is more to the point. "My wife can't make apple pie but she sure can make my..." In memorium - Soupy Sales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IT Manager Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 I don't understand...doesn't 'crushed nuts' refer to a more profound philisophical argument and that the the little old man just wanted to have at the whipped cream without further adieu?... In this situation, I believe the socio-religious paradigm alone would be a crushing error of judgement.. But thats just what I think.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward B Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of locals and had the shit kicked out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Ahhhh nuts IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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