Golf Story

John and Helen met while on vacation,

and John fell head over heels in love with her.

But after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out

to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc

He was convinced that it was true love.

And so...on the last night of his vacation,

the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk

about how the relationship would continue.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,"

John said to his new found lady friend.

"I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going

to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"

Helen took a deep breath and responded:

"Since we're being honest with each other, here goes ....

You need to know that I'm a hooker."

"I see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure."

He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought.

Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not

keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."