Tigers Women

[Chris Lawrence]

Tiger Woods was asked why he only dates White Women . He said in an interview today, " That's not true at all . In the past I had an affair with Serena Williams but she always berated me in public . Before that I dated Naomi Campbell . She bounced so many cellphones off my head that i still have the words Nokia and Apple imprinted on my forehead . Several years ago i was going out with RuPaul . I guess you know what happened when I went to pick up the soap in the shower ! "

[PhilHarries]

Obviously showing the effects of the stress of the past week Tiger today on the practice range hit a ball into a tree and six women fell out.

[Chris Lawrence]

Good one Phil. Great Golfer with some poor life choices. Poor boy.

[Abrak]

[peter991]

Children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly, can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'No Australian child will live in poverty?'"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Bob Hawke."

Teacher: "That's right, Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said Banana Republic?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Paul Keating."

Teacher: "That's right, Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said I am not elected but I am your premier?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John Brumby."

Teacher: "That's right, Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[mumbojumbo]

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods' harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

"Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?" said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . "What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?"

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today's black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, "I'm not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I'm just asking you to give back to your own community."

[Scott]

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

[Chris Lawrence]

Very good fella's. Mumbo you have a very dry sense of humor. Good one Pete and Scott

[maccastime]

Very good fella's. Mumbo you have a very dry sense of humor. Good one Pete and Scott

He is no longer a tiger he is a cheetah?

I am amazed he had the strength to even bend down and place the ball on the tee,after all those ladies...well some may have been ladies.