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Bohemian Rapsody

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A band from Glasgow has just released their version of the Queen classic Bohemian rapsody hoping for a Christmass number one.

Is this the real life?

Or is it the methodone?

Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?

Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Um just a weeji,

Gie us yer Sunny D

Cos I'll chib yer pal,

Rip yer da,

Slash yer dug,

Ride yer ma!

Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae me.....tae me.

Haw maw, just chibbed some bam

Buckie bottle tae the heid

Noo the f*kin' bustards deid!

Haw maw, um just oan parole

An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee......

Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh

Never meant tae steal yer purse

But if I'm no <deleted>' o' smack this time the morra'

Carry oot, carry oot!

An we'll go oot on the batter!

Too late...the bailiff's here

Sends shivers doon ma spine

Gubbed 10 jellies just in time

Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go

Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme

Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh

I'm a jakey bam,

I sometimes think I've never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam

Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa?

Thunderbird, White Lightning,

Very very Frightening, me!

Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair!)

Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!)

Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me

He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!

Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?

Get tae <deleted>, skanky slob, will ye get a job?

For f*cksake.........NO I will not get a job

Get a job!

For f*cksake........ NO I will not get a job

Get a job........willnae get a job

Get a job........willnae get a job

no no no no no....

Oh gonorrheoea!

Gonnorrhoea!

Gonnorhoea and the clap!

Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside

For me? For me,

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you hink ye can slash me an pish in ma eye?

So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?

Haw bawbag!

Can't dae this tae me bawbag!

Just wait till I'm oot

Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!

<deleted> all really matters, anyone can see

<deleted> all really matters.....

<deleted> all really matters.....

Tae meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........eeeeeeeeee.........eeeee eeeee!!!

You'll get yours Jimmy

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