She is a keeper if you don't have to spank her but- and say grtty up.

if she understands the offside trap

if she understands the offside rule then 'she' probably used to be 'he'!!!

sheesh!

there are women that enjoy sports!!

by the way, Ive been keeping an eye on this thread, and the only negative one I see is that from the post claiming to be a Thai woman - now banned for being a returned bannee.

you know she is a keeper when

She greets you at the back door

when she says, in essentially perfect English, "I am independently wealthy."

when she says, "I think the way fish sauce is made, is repulsive."

when she says, "Can I rub your feet?"

If she plays Role Playing Games.

Are we talking Dungeons And Dragons here Huey or you dressed as a schoolboy bent over the desk with your shorts down with her as a teacher greasing up a foot long dildo saying "You naughty little pup! Have you forgotten your homework again?"

If she plays Role Playing Games.

Are we talking Dungeons And Dragons here Huey or you dressed as a schoolboy bent over the desk with your shorts down with her as a teacher greasing up a foot long dildo saying "You naughty little pup! Have you forgotten your homework again?"

How do you know when a thai girl is lieing???

Her lips move!!

If she plays Role Playing Games.

Are we talking Dungeons And Dragons here Huey or you dressed as a schoolboy bent over the desk with your shorts down with her as a teacher greasing up a foot long dildo saying "You naughty little pup! Have you forgotten your homework again?"

How do you know when a thai girl is lieing???

Her lips move!!

If she wraps her towel at the waist instead of the armpits!

I knew mine was a keeper when she asked if we could not visit her family's village over the weekend as she wanted to watch the footy on UBC at my place...

(how sad am I? 11.06pm and sitting at home on TV)

you know she is a keeper when:

she says "up to u"

When she says she has a twin

when she says her parents are dead

she calls u "her man"

all the above except the 'twin', though I introduced her to one of my earlier g'f's, an akha cutie like her, same size, weight (88 lbs), just as cute, and now they're best friends, holding hands, giggling, touching. She even jokes about the other one being my mia noi, and they don't mind me making a farang sandwich (me squeezed between them). hmmm, nutritious and slightly kem (salty).

I taught her to call me 'big boy'