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Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational

asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,

subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are this

year's winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the

purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit

and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are

running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got

extra credit).

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off

all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and

it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem

smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ######

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