DegenFarang Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 And that there are a lot better ways to spend 30 minutes than thinking about how you might have been scammed for 3 baht at 7-11? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakhar Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 those cheese bite sausages are pretty small to begin with... it would be easy to "think" you got ripped off when you really have not. but dude, it is a suasage, what do u think the "street value" of a piece of sausage is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 ....on the way home from all day session with few of my mates ............i wandered over to the drinks fridge to get a few Chang Large for a nightcap... ...no further comment needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe666 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Yes another nail in the coffin of Thai tourism. No less than a sauage thief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkinbkk Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Don't be too harsh on the OP, clearly he has been effected directly by this catastrophic phenomenon Read on.. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society...f-201001072361/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharecropper Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 If you can get a few more bevvied, sausage-swindled nutters together, you could lunch a class action lawsuit. Or in the case a low-class action lawsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlog Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 stop sessions - you are out of control! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiozy Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 ....on the way home from all day session with few of my mates ............i wandered over to the drinks fridge to get a few Chang Large for a nightcap... ...no further comment needed Yep sounds about right to be prepared to stand there for 30 minutes piecing it together & come to think about it she must of been hungryer than you thats why she asked you cut or no cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangot Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Ouch, stealth irony waaay too subtle for me at that time of the evening... Anyway, from what I hear, the danger in Thailand is not losing 20% of your sausage to a 7/11, but losing all your sausage to the ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Osborne Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 (edited) well, i will warn my circle of friends later when we meet up for our daily noon Chang...we usually sit outside on the steps of one of the local 7/11s so can try out if the scam is on-going.. Edited January 9, 2010 by William Osborne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplehaze Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I will be tuning in tomorrow for the next crazy adventures of Willy"Chang" Osborne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eazy-Going Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I really cannot believe that the majority of those who have replied to the OP on here just don't get it, it certainly made me smile but then I'm changed up too myself at the mo. Nice post, would make a great comedy sketch..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eazy-Going Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 That should read 'Chang'd up', Man....this stuff goes to the head quick on a hot afternoon!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Billy Osborne ... the neo Weho of the Chang-ing class ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohnson Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Was on an all day session and picking up 3 large Chang for later , what a wonderfull way to waste a life , then downing a 'Cheese bite' from 7/11 , ah well , another short story in the offing . Clearly a very sophisticated chap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf5370 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Once in London I bought an egg mcmuffin from a MsDonaulds at Victoria Train Station. On the bus, I opened it up and it was just the bun, completely dry and empty. I passed it again 2 days later and took it back. The manager gave me two free ones as a replacement. I had moaned about ti when I goit to the office and the guys had ribbed me to take it back - so I did. They p!ssed themselves when I relayed the story (had to be there). I thought it was funny (didn't miss my irony meter!), but the quip about "My sausage always looks smaller after a few beers too" made me laugh aloud. Now what would young Will hav done if there was extra sausage istead of a missing piece - where may it have come from? The bin? the floor? just made up from bits dropped earlier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldfinger Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 look out for the advertisement: Dont be scammed!!! Willi´s Sausage Check- 5 Baht only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astral Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Next time you need to watch while it is chopped, not wander off. Why did you need it chopped anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothertorres Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 hahahah "another reason not to visit Thailand". haha, i know this will get me yelled at but... you're an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArthurPewty Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I guess he dropped two peices and after sucking the dirt off the first and replacing it he decided to swallow the second part of your meaty snack. BTW, you should clearly label jokes as many people have no sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carmine Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 This is probably the most pathetic post I have seen in a long time - and I am just angry with myself that I am responding to it... I don't think there's any attempt to be serious here, he's posted this ridiculous topic for a laugh and bearing in mind the ludicrous subject and the amount of responses it has recieved he must be falling over laughing (or p#ssed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothertorres Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 i apologize now in hindsight as i did not get the attempt at a joke. and in retrospect, it's quite funny as i agree with the premise quite fantastically. sorry guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellste Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) What a disaster! I hope that you are not to much in distress after such an horrific event? Have you reported it to the Police? Claim compensation for the piece of sausage missing, and of course for the 30 min. work you used to piece it together! Don't let them get away with it! Take them to court, my wife know several very good lawyers! Edited January 10, 2010 by bellste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Contact Tourist police and embassy they might be able to help. Spread the word and warn as many other people from going to Thailand by explaining this story. As well I would send a private letter to Abhisit, explaining what damage was done. With some luck the government of Thailand compensate you. How much was it? 1 pcs sausage 1.5cm long or 2 pcs? I never heard such a terrible story about scam! Truly evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnaag Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 This is probably the most pathetic post I have seen in a long time - and I am just angry with myself that I am responding to it... I don't think there's any attempt to be serious here, he's posted this ridiculous topic for a laugh and bearing in mind the ludicrous subject and the amount of responses it has recieved he must be falling over laughing (or p#ssed) I also consider the story as a good joke.Not many people with humor on TV.One time I posted that a man should buy or built houses not only for his girlfriend but also for her parents to make his GF happy.I was called a lot of names by some posters who were not able to recognize it as a joke.The sausage story is very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needforspeed Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 you have a job mate???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I am thinking of starting a website to warn the world -- 711Thaisausageboyscam.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 (edited) Yes another nail in the coffin of Thai tourism. No less than a sauage thief. No, a sausage-part thief, which is only partially as bad. Guess it may depend on how that part was disconnected from the rest of it. Edited January 11, 2010 by bendejo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Yes another nail in the coffin of Thai tourism. No less than a sauage thief. No, a sausage-part thief, which is only partially as bad. As guess it may depend on how that part was disconnected from the rest of it. And think of this. He touched his sausage. Who knows where those fingers had been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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