The Barber.

[Chopper]

A bloke stuck his head into a barber's and asked, 'How long before I can get

a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,

'about 2 hours.' The bloke left..

A few days later, the same bloke stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How

long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and

said, 'About 3 hours.' The bloke left.

A week later, the same bloke stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How

long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop and

said, 'About an hour and a half.' The bloke left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow

that bloke and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait

for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, 'So, where does that bloke go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

'Your house!'

[Chris Lawrence]

Made me laugh...