A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers,'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

'You got Male!

OK Son I know you didn't believe a word of that so

here's the truth

Your Mum was standing in the kitchen, preparing our

usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,

wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept

in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me

and said softly," You've got to make love to me

this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still

dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her

and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen

table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to

the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was

that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Edited January 16, 201016 yr by Slaps

roflmao, good one slaps

both very funny... if a little old...