Slaps Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 So there I was waiting in a long line at Bangkok airport. A crowded Virgin flight was canceled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.' With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!' Without flinching, she smiled and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMoran Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 ROTFLMFAO! (especially the innuendo in her rebuttle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonthai Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokrick Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Pissed myself. Thanks. cheers, Rick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Virgin - 767s - Bangkok = Confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMoran Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Virgin - 767s - Bangkok = Confused. True that, but it was comedy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalPoster Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 That's an old yarn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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