THE MUM TEST

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' My daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked 'Mum, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mum Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mum.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

'Oh....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'

'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.

When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mum.

Cheers but I don't have kids.

I think the idea was to put across the notion from the child, that if you are not so smart....... you get to become a dad!!!!

A conclusion I think the Op thought you would like SBK.....

However far from reality... .

Ah, yes I see now. No, not my thinking as my father is a highly intelligent, involved and charismatic man. Funny what people assume, isn't it?

Actually, I chose you, SBK for this topic as I visualised you as a cross between Mother Teresa and the Virgin Mary.

Maybe your avatar is closer to your real personality.

Peter

shhhhhh--don't let the others know my secret.

Mother Theresa and the Virgin Mary. lol. now thats funny

..I visualised you as a cross between Mother Teresa and the Virgin Mary.

:D

...i have no words.

edit: er ...all that laughing sorta indicates that i think shes the complete opposite lolll! I dont mean that!! Its just that Im pretty sure that that description is not at all how men who have met her would describe her. ...and i mean that in a good way!

Edited February 14, 201016 yr by eek

Actually, I chose you, SBK for this topic as I visualised you as a cross between Mother Teresa and the Virgin Mary

Your imagination needs glasses.